Entries Tagged as 'murder'

Friday, June 18th, 2010

Real-life FPS

Utah just executed a man via firing squad for the 3rd time since the practice became once again legal 32 years ago. It was pretty appropriate because the executie (definintion: an attractive person which is executed) had shot 2 people to death.
The interesting part of this for me are the measures they take during the [...]

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Bomb Scare

Today 7th ave around where I work was closed down due to a bomb scare. What caused this scare, do you ask? Well it was due to a suitcase being left in a nearby Starbucks. Yes, very scary indeed.
Not that it was a huge deal; we just had to enter and exit the building through [...]

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

Household Tips

If you’re planning to kill hobos in your home, make sure they don’t have high blood pressure. It just makes the cleanup process that much harder.