Friday, June 18th, 2010...1:12 pm

Real-life FPS

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You can tell he's a murderer because of the moustache.

Utah just executed a man via firing squad for the 3rd time since the practice became once again legal 32 years ago. It was pretty appropriate because the executie (definintion: an attractive person which is executed) had shot 2 people to death.

The interesting part of this for me are the measures they take during the execution. First, all of gunsmen are police officiers who volunteered to be on the squad. However, their identities are all hidden; I assume they wear some type of hood. One of the 7 men has blanks in their gun, so no one can truely know if they killed the guy or not. Finally, they start a countdown for the firing at 5, but they all fire at the count of 2, instead of 0 or FIRE or whatevs.

While the laws that allow this practice make sense to me, it’s strange that the method of execution takes into account the mental state of both the executors and the condemned. Perhaps that 1 in 7 chance of having blanks is enough reasonable doubt for most people to reconcile themselves if they start to feel guilty. On the other end of things, I think I would appreciate them firing earlier than expected. Even though the person is about to die, and under considerable streign from their coming fate, they spare them the worst 2 seconds of anticipation.

I believe that the death penalty is a necessary evil, but I don’t often consider what it must be like for the people involved in these proceedings. I’m happy to know someone put some thought into this.

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  • On the other end of things, I think I would appreciate them firing earlier than expected.

    Are you kidding! I would want every last second I could get. Time is money. Plus eating bullets that are force fed into your face still feels the same two seconds early or not.

  • Apparently not much thought went into PR. While this happened Utah’s Attorney General Mark Shurtleff gave news of the green light to all his fans on twitter: http://twitter.com/MarkShurtleff/status/16449776765

    nice tweet Shurtleff!

    + Spoiler Alert + Terrible Joke +
    I wonder if he was phased by any of this. I mean afterall…. Marks hurt leff

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